Verse

Title
Gossip Joan
Singer
Hope, Charles Frederick
Song Lyrics
Verse 1

'Good morning, Gossip Joan,
And where hast thou been walking?
I've been walking in the morning Gossip Joan.
In the morning, Gossip Joan.

Verse 2

My cherry cow has calved
Beneath the parlour window,
And we shall have some cherry curds
For breakfast in the morning, Gossip Joan.

Verse 3

My pig, he is not well.
Pray tell to me the matter.
It was but the other day
That he ate the wooden platter, Gossip Joan.

Verse 4

My duck has swallowed a snail,
And is not that a wonder?
His horn grew out at her tail,
And the drake split his throat laughing at it, Gossip Joan.

Verse 5

I have an idle wife,
She will not rock the cradle;
To beat her I am afraid,
Because I am not able, Gossip Joan.

Verse 6

My wife she has got drunk,
And on the bed lies snoring;
I will tell her in the morn,
How she has been a-snoring, Gossip Joan.

Verse 7

Then away to the gin shop I will run,
To drive away all sorrow,
For perhaps we may never meet,
Again on the morrow, Gossip Joan.